To start this off with a positive jam, let's get to know each other. My name is Patrick. I grew up in Iowa. I am 24 years old, engaged to an amazing women and the proud father of a perfect dog and cat.
Furthermore, my life is in turmoil as of late. My fiance is in New York City, where as I am not. We are seperated, yet again, by miles and miles. Also, I don't have a job. (I am not incapable or lazy, I am just in between things. And lazy.)
Here was what you should really know about me to decide if you want to read my blog(s) or not.
1. I LOVE TRAVELING and have been all over. My goal is to see the entire world. Not sure if that'll happen, but I am going to do my damnedest to try. In the United States, there are only 7 or 8 states I have yet to go to. Outside the U.S., I have traveled around Canada, Mexico, Ireland, Northern Ireland, England, Scotland, France, Italy and Spain. I will go into great detail later about all of this.
2. I LOVE MUSIC and listen to it all the time. I used to play in bands, and appreciate a well written tune. Most of my tastes tend to be indie or rock, but I was raised on country. There are also lots of artists that I feel like I should like but I don't (Example: Tom Waits, I just cannot get into it. I want to, I think I should, but I can't). If I had to put my top 5 current listened to bands/artists right now it'd be (in no perticular order):
The Hold Steady,
Conor Oberst/Bright Eyes,
The Good Life,
Third Eye Blind and
The Gin Blossoms.
3. I WATCH/OWN A LOT OF MOVIES and look at them like works of art. I worked for a long time at a video store and for better or worse it has shaped my tastes. I hate horror movies, it's not because I am scared, it is simply that they are usually not that good. Even the ones that are supposed to be good I don't like. What do I like? I am a fan of good comedies. Not annoying fly by night popcorn comedies but the real funny ones (recent examples: I dug Tropic Thunder, and I get into all the Judd Apatow flicks. I think one of the funniest movies of this decade is a totally under-rated film called
Slackers. If you haven't seen it, see it). My favorites are good drama/comedy or dark drama films. Movies with a real sense of weight and feeling. I like a movie that I can totally get lost in. Usually it's the indie/art house ones (recent examples: any Wes Anderson or Danny Boyle Film, About a Boy, I Heart Huckabees, High Fidelity and the like.) When it comes to action movies, it just depends. I notice a lot or cheesy popcorn flicks that don't turn me on. However, because I am a 24 year old male, some totally do, (obvious example: Trans-Fucking-Formers).
4. I LOVE A GREAT READ and wish I had the attenion to read more. I never started reading until I was around 21 and working overnights at a gas station. In the matter of a year, I found a fondness for literature, that rivaled my love of music and movies. I find an author I like, and run with it. My favorites are Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby, and Augustan Burroughs has a few really good books. Books, like movies, are best when I can lose myself. Be on the edge of my seat. Not in a Clive Cussler/Tom Clancy way, where the bomb will go off, but in a Nick Hornby kind of way where you can't beleive how the character will fix his current self inflicted situation. Another favorite book, is On The Road by Jack Kerouac. I have a hell of a story about it, and I'll tell it later on in this here blog. Pretty much, any kind of ficition I get into, as long as it's reality based. I have a hard time with Sci-Fi, and no interest in Fantasy (even if my brother tries hard as hell to get me to read a 500 page Robert Jordan epic.) And lastly, I think the greatest story ever written is The Count of Monte Cristo.
5. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD. That's that. I am not going to condemn you for what you think is right, and in the same respect don't do it to me. I am a humanist, and think everyone should be good and honest and nice to each other just because. I don't think we need a higher being telling us to do so.
6. I THINK I AM A FUNNY GUY and I come up with some funny things. If you read this blog, it'll be light hearted, I am not gonna use this is a bitch session or anything. I mean, maybe, but I don't intend to. I wanna make people laugh and think and have a good time with this life.
7. I AM FULL OF USELESS INFORMATION that no one person should ever know. Whenever family or friends play trivia games, they want me on there teams. I don't know why I pick up the stuff I do, but for some reason, weird facts stick with me. I also enjoy telling random stories that may not have any point besides the peculiarness of it.
8. I WANT TO BE A WRITER/FILMMAKER. Hopefully this blog will help me hone my skill. I have never studied the english language which will be apparent in my grammer/spelling mistakes, but I want to rise above that. I have written a few movie scripts, short stories and started a couple novels. Who knows if anything will ever come from it, but I fully enjoy losing myself in my own characters and scenes, almost as much as I do losing myself in other peoples. (If you would like to see some proof of my lack of film making abilities,
watch this or
this or
this.)
9. I AM A LOT OF THINGS: a fiance, an uncle, a friend, a father (to said dog and cat), a son, and a brother. That is me. Who I am. And it will show through, I hope.
10. I ALSO LOVE TELEVISION SHOWS. My favorites, the ones I watch regularly(either on tv, DVR or DVD) are The Office (us and uk), Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, The Larry Sanders Show, Entourage, Rescue Me, House, Bones, Lost, Leverage, Heroes, Dexter, My Name is Earl, M*A*S*H, Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared. I also really get into some cartoons. The Simpsons, of course, and then a lot of the Adult Swim stuff like Aqua Teen, Squidbillies, Tim and Eric, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Sealab 2021, The Boondocks, Family Guy, and I am very excited that King of the Hill is now on the AS lineup. There are a lot more shows that I like, but this is a good sampling of what gets my goat, television wise. (note: I think 30 Rock is a good show, but I really do not understand why it is so fucking popular. It won the Emmy for best comedy.... Again.... Really? I think Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother and even Earl are hands down better shows. I know there has got to be more people out there who think like this. what the fuck? you know?)
SOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT'S THAT.... We'll see what happens. I plan on incorporating music, movies, books and travel into this blog regularly. Other stuff will just seep in. I also, would like to leave all my blogs with a quote by someone or from something I like that is relevant to the blog.
"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight. "
-Eli Cash (Owen Wilson) in The Royal Tenenbaums
